flowers.animals. traveling.and shit.

April 10, 2014

How the show should have ended.

(Source: drumsofdeath)

April 10, 2014

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

April 10, 2014

himym-simon:

Marshall: If dating is the game, then marriage is winning the game.
(Little Boys, 3x04)


The Mother: Do you want to keep playing, or do you wanna win?

Barney: I wanna win!
(Platonish, 9x09)

April 10, 2014

hermoninny-loves-roonil-wazlib:

I think I’ve finally reached that level of acceptance that allows me to rewatch the entirety of How I Met Your Mother without feeling cheated and hurt. I may even come to think that the ending, despite pacing problems, was beautiful, even though it did ruin my OTP. 

April 7, 2014

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

no no honey, that is so wrong. you first knee him in the balls THEN punch him in the face**